Ry-bread Crumbs

We live in an older home that still has a large heat grate located at the bottom of the stairs. One of those big, square, iron grates that freezing kids love to sit on in the winter to warm up. Anyway, my granddaughter, Rylie (age 4), was standing on it one day all bent over so her hair was flowing in the warm air. She told me she was blow-drying her hair. She then proceeded to say “I’m doing it bent over to give it more volume.” Kid cracks me up.

Wisdom from Rylie

I was sitting at the dining room table going through some papers and Rylie is blabbing away. She comes up to tell me something and I just can’t figure out what she’s trying to say to me. I’m like “What?” And she repeats it again. So I say to her, “Did you just say that boys have cooties?” She gets that disgusted look in her eyes and proceeds to tell me, “No Grandma, boys don’t have cooties. Boys have a penis.” Well then, I stand corrected.